HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN (see men below) AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He
INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers
GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. It's not his CRACK you see hanging out of the
back of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE